I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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