Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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