Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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