the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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