Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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