If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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