"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize