i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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