Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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