so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
