I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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