we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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