he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
BRING THE BAGELS
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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