I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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