Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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