normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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