Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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