shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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