You're so nebulous sometimes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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