Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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