Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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