Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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