D3 body, D1 cock
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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