It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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