North Korea, Best Korea!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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