the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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