oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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