My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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