Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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