HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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