But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
that's an acceptable place to lick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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