So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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