All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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