break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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