My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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