Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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