Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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