i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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