Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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