In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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