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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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