How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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