he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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