i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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