Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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