so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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