I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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