If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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