I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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