Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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