I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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