i don't like sucking hair
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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