Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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