IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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