Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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